TOP TEN REASONS DOGS DONT USE COMPUTERS

10.    jdasjfirfo5049tklfdakf;grfljkoiur89e903-[eo (To hard to type with paws.)

9.      Sit and stay were hard enough; delete and save are out of the question.

8.      Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7.      Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6.        Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing www.purina.com.

5.        Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

4.        Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, you've got mail.

3.        Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2.        Fetch command not available on all platforms.

DRUMROLL PLEASE :   Heres the number one reason:

1.          Can't stick his head out of Windows XP.